Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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What's up brah brah

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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9001

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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IU football

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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hi

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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