Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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what happens during a climax apples

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Penis

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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javascript:alert("your own");

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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AVB

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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save water shower with friends

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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