Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Your time.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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