Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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