whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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