Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Jason Connor.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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