- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

What did the fish say? Moo

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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