whoa there

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Bake until golden at 375

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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