Roses are red Violets are penis

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Joey mayer's face

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Hi

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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