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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

Society.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

Why did the jew die Really...

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

Anti Joke

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