- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Yo daddy!

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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