Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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School

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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