- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Get in the Batmobile.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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