- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Spread the net.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

What's up? A direction...

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Where do babies come from? My garage

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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