- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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