Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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Your time.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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