- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

Your Mom.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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