An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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The cow went moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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