- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Women's rights.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

What is brown and sticky? Poop

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Women.

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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