- Anti Joke

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

for keeps?