An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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