- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

fart+fart=poop

Are you Drew?

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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