What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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this is gay

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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dislike this...please.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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