- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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