what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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So. The gays. ...

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knock knock

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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who smells? •Liam

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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