Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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conrad profit

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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Ham sandwich

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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