Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

Knock, knock (No one was home)

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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