selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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poop

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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