- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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