What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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this is gay

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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dislike this...please.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Hey, Max!!

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Black History Month

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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