- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

A new restaurant KKKcake

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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