What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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