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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

general tso's broccoli

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Are you Drew?

fart+fart=poop

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

Womens rights.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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