Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Weiner

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

women's rights

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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