- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Chicken

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Where's my shotgun

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

how did little johnny die? i killed him

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

Reed is poopin

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

this is gay

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

i saw your mom, i said hi

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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