knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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Knock knock. Death.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

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Sonic

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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fkda

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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