How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

ecks! why zee?

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

want a balloon? yeah

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

I'm banging your sister.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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