What is brown and sticky? A stick

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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where are you?

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Anti Joke

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