*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Penis.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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terry stockton is straight

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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