What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

Leave her alone...

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

I've got a dig bick

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

Dani barton from bob chuckles

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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