this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

Dani barton from bob chuckles

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