Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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I'm a like whore

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Hey, Max!!

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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dislike this...please.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Anti Joke

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