A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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How are you? Yes

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Q. who's george porchy?

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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poop

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Women's rights

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Anti Joke

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