- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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