What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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oh hiya come in

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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