A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Your time.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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