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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Women's Rights.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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