Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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