why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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Spinabifita

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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wnba

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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