What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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