What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Penis.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Get in the Batmobile.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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AVB

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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Cows go moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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