Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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AVB

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Cows go moo.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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