A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Anti Joke

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