Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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