- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

black guy graduating high school

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

since when?

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