Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

1 + 1 = 3

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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