What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

this is a joke

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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