- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

whats your name? bumder:)

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

A Black Man walks into a bar...

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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