what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Anti Joke

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