Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Your mom.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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Are you a human?

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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