What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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