- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Justin Bieber having an erection.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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