What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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gay marriage.

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this girl died

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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who is awesome? no one...

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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