- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

what is big and white? the moon

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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