What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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