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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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