Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Emily Brunelle is skinny

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Knock knock. Death.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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