- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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