- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

Knock, knock (No one was home)

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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