whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Jews

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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