What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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women outside of the kitchen

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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