- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Mitt Romney.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

pickle juice?

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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