Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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The Pope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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