- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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