lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

obama's promises

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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