If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Welcome To Facebook

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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