An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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penis

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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Anti Joke

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