what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Christians pornstars.

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Canada AYY

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Womens rights

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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