Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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asian drivers.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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