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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

This is not a joke.

Why was the man sad His son got raped

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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