- Anti Joke

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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