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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Woman's Rights

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Anti Joke

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