w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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zebras

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Hey, Max!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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