How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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Your time.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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