- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

What did the fish say? Moo

What is 9 + 10? 21

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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