Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Alex Eggbert

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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A man is so drunk that the alcohol has a biphasic effect on the body, meaning that its effects change over time. Initially, alcohol typically produces feelings of relaxation and cheerfulness. Increased consumption, however, can lead to dehydration, coordination problems, blurred vision, and a great number of health, medical, and social issues and other drinking problems caused by alcoholism. As articulated above, excessive alcohol consumption can lead to drunkenness. One of the short term effects of intoxication is the lowering of an individual's inhibitions. As a consequence, when people are intoxicated they frequently do things they normally would not do while sober, often ignoring legal, ethical, social, and moral or religious norms. While blurred vision, slurred speech, dehydration, and coordination can be labeled as "alcohol short term effects," other health problems such as alcohol related heart disease, liver disease, and cancer, on the other hand, can be labeled as long term effects of alcohol abuse and alcoholism. This, however brief, is an overview of the effects of alcohol. What remains to be discussed, however, is what Paul Harvey calls "the rest of the story." Essentially, "the rest of the story" is a more detailed analysis of how excessive alcohol affects an individual's life and the lives of those around him or her when the person becomes an alcoholic and suffers from alcoholism. Perhaps the most logical way to discuss this complex topic is to focus first on the classic alcoholic behaviors and effects of alcohol in the four states of alcoholism; then examine some of the "social effects" of alcohol and alcoholism and finally, discuss the medical conditions, health issues, and drinking problems that are caused directly or indirectly by alcoholism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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