A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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