- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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