Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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