Why did I get raped

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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