Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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