Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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involved parents.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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