what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

my mom raped yerr foot

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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