what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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