Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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Vagina ass.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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