There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

Hi.

buttcrack thumbs up

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Johan showering. . . AWK

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

Niki Minaj's ass

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

knock knock

women outside of the kitchen

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