- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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