- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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