How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

whats 2+2? 4

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Johan showering. . . AWK

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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