If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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My pet rock died.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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