- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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