Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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W.N.B.A.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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There were once two horses names Bill and Ed who lived on a farm. Every day Bill and Ed would race from the old barn past the broken tractor to the tall oak tree. Bill was very fast, but Ed always beat Bill. After many months, Bill was fed up. "I've had it with you!" he shouted to Ed. "I won't race with you anymore." Ed was very sad. He liked racing very much. The next day, Ed asked Bill, "Hey Bill, come race with me to the tall oak tree!" But Bill said, "No, you'll just beat me. I won't race with you." Ed thought for a moment, then said, "Fine, I'll let you start 5 meters in front of me." Bill pondered the proposition. Finally, he agreed. They started at the old barn, with Bill 5 meters in front of Ed. They both started running at the same time. As they passed the broken truck, Bill was happy to see that he was beating Ed. But at the last second, Ed sprinted forwards and beat Bill. "Ed!" shouted Bill, exasperated. "I can't believe you beat me! I'm never racing you again." But the next day, Ed asked Bill to race again. "This time, you can start 15 meters in front of me." Bill pondered the proposition, then finally agreed. 15 meters was a long way to catch up. They began to race. Bill was winning, but at the last second, Ed caught up and beat him. "Ed! I can't believe you beat me! I will never race you again," said Bill. But the next day, Ed asked Bill to race him again. "No way!" said Bill. "This time, I'll let you start at the broken truck," offered Ed. Bill thought for a moment. The truck was very close to the old oak tree, there was no way Ed could beat him. So he agreed. They began to race again. Bill was winning, but at the last second, Ed beat him again. "That's it!" shouted Bill. "I will never, ever race with you again!" But the next day Ed asked Bill again to race him. "This time, you can start 10 meters from the oak tree." Bill thought about it. There was no way Ed could beat him if he started 10 meters from the finish line. But his thoughts were interrupted by the dog running over. He said, "Bill! Don't race him, he will surely beat you!" Bill was silent for a moment. He looked at the dog, then to Ed. Then back to the dog. Then back to Ed. "Ed," he said perplexedly, "I didn't know dogs could talk too!"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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how did the little girl die cancer

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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