What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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miley cyrus

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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