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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

rape that shit

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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