What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

What number comes after 29? 30.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

LOL May Wong

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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