Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Dubstep < Music

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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anti jokes

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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