What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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I saw a shovel once.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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