Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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I like pom

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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