Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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