Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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