How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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whats really hot the sun

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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