- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Women Driving.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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