Penis penis poop butt

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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