What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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Hippopatomous!

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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good one jess !!

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