You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

Ms. Smoot's class

Watch your lips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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