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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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