You.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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