Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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