Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

The penn state football administration

Guess what? Holocaust

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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How many dislikes can this get?

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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