- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

Take my wife- to the store.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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