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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

what is the awesomest of them all? me

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Please spell dyslexia.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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