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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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