Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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a ginger has a soul

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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I'm gay. No homo.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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