Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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Your mom.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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