A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

A. Hey.. B. Hi

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

Get in the Batmobile.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Who is a knob? ross d

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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