- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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