general tso's broccoli

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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knock, knock. come in.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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