- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Black people. They are so kind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

My name is never spelt right so its all good

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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