Knock Knock Come in

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

verry nice how mUCH?

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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