- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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