How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

How many cows say moo? All of them

My name is never spelt right so its all good

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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