- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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