a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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( o Y o )

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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