Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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A black man walks into a book store.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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space is fun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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who farted your mother

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GINGER PEOPLE

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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