- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wats a joke?

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

Joe Biden

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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