- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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