A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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( o Y o )

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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A jew go out of a bar

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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Gestapo.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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