- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Mitt Romney.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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