Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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Poop

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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obama

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