What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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this is a joke

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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