Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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