What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Cancer.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Alt F4

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Poop

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Ken wins!

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Joey mayer's face

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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space is fun

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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