- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

Alt F4

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

Ken wins!

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Poop

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

Joey mayer's face

space is fun

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

women's rights

Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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