- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

:O + :P = 69

terry stockton is straight

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

what happens during a climax apples

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Type 2 diabetics

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

Matt Damon

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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