- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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