What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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why?

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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Vagina ass.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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