- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

An asian without a future.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Jared Gough is a slut

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

mc hammers income.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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