What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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