What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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