- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

whats 2+2? 4

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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