- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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