Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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