What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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Womens Rights.

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T-Dog scare me

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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Wats a joke?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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