"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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Your mom.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Dancing Potatoe!

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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47

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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It's long!

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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