A snake walks into a bar

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Cancer.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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