- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

kyle dosnt eat dick...

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

yo mama's so fat!!!

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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