- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

why?

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

your a towel.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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