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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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