why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Republicans

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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