Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

A snake walks into a bar

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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