what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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Anti Joke

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